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Author Topic: Jokes, funny pictures, put all this stuff here!  (Read 120728 times)
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« on: Sun 12.10.2008 19:25:15 »

ok, i open this thread so everyone can enter and laugh on other's jokes and put some his joke to make others to laugh  Crazysmile1 Crazysmile1 Crazysmile1  Let me start, i put here very funny quotes from bash.org . Actually, you can read more at their site. I put here the ones i very liked :))

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<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
<JonTG> wait, shit

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*** Topic in #doghouse is 'Our hearts are extended to the 17 victims of the recent internet fraud'
* Anubis has joined #doghouse
<Anubis> what fraud?
<Kadmium> You haven't heard about it?
<Anubis> no?
<Kadmium> You can read the full story at http://www.tubgirl.com
<Anubis> omg wtf!
*** Kadmium changes topic to 'Our hearts are extended to the 18 victims of the recent internet fraud'

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<Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
<Indidge> umm....nothing?
<Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
<Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/

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<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao

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t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right

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<Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
<Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
<Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
<Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
<Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^


Have fun :))

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« Reply #1 on: Sun 12.10.2008 19:43:14 »

Chuck Norris gives you a headshot, even if you just spectate!

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« Reply #2 on: Fri 17.10.2008 16:19:39 »

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« Reply #4 on: Fri 17.10.2008 19:16:22 »

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« Reply #5 on: Fri 17.10.2008 19:22:27 »

http://www.youtube.com/experiencewii

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« Reply #7 on: Sat 18.10.2008 19:56:17 »






[img]http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fail-owned-huge-deck-ad-fail1.jpg/img]
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« Reply #8 on: Sat 18.10.2008 19:57:53 »

- AUCH!!! OMG!






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« Reply #10 on: Wed 22.10.2008 23:48:48 »

Watch out for the Afro Ninja!


This kid is really happy about his new console...

http://www.orschlurch.de/video/nintendo-64-remix.html

The new number one hit from the US:

http://www.orschlurch.de/video/show-me-your-genitals.html
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« Reply #11 on: Thu 23.10.2008 12:46:20 »

This hit pwns! Cheesy

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« Reply #12 on: Sun 26.10.2008 10:16:00 »

I really like the sick animations of this guy. He lives in UK and calls himself Cyriak.



Sumo.TV advertising clips




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« Last Edit: Sun 26.10.2008 10:37:55 by VegasKill »

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« Reply #13 on: Sun 26.10.2008 12:20:18 »

Lol i like the cows  Grin

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« Reply #14 on: Sun 26.10.2008 12:29:56 »

funny hamster xD

http://www.youtube.com/v/YXRH50fvHWA&hl=de&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
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« Reply #15 on: Sun 26.10.2008 12:41:19 »

Amazing Touchdown!!!

http://www.youtube.com/v/SL2sjZQ5A-4&hl=de&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

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« Reply #16 on: Sun 26.10.2008 16:17:34 »

i have hamsters too, they run all the night in their wheels (2 hamsters, 2 wheels), so cool  Crazysmile1

About the rugby video - amazing. He pwnd this noob by awesome jump on him :D

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« Reply #17 on: Sun 26.10.2008 21:53:27 »

The hamster is the greatmaster of spinning! LOL

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« Reply #18 on: Sat 01.11.2008 13:15:30 »

  cheesy HAHAHA  Mega Bang Propeller
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« Reply #19 on: Sat 01.11.2008 16:16:28 »

Hey guyz, I hope, I come back again after my illness tonight. And if u wait 4 X-Mas, look at this:

"Wizards of Winter" Transsibirian Orchestra feat. A totaly freaky house-electrican
http://www.youtube.com/v/IK90Ys2LhSo&hl=de&fs=1
« Last Edit: Sat 01.11.2008 21:36:34 by darkredfox »

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