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« Reply #840 on: Sat 01.05.2010 21:20:23 »


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« Reply #841 on: Sat 01.05.2010 21:39:15 »

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« Reply #842 on: Sun 02.05.2010 23:57:54 »

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HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT
 
The following is an actual question given on a University of
Washington chemistry mid term.
 
The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared
it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now
have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :
 
 
Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs
heat)?
 
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law
(gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some
variant.
 
One student, however, wrote the following:
 
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we
need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate
at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once
a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are
leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different
religions that exist in the world today.
 
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their
religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these
religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we
can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as
they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase
exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in
Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and
pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand
proportionately as souls are added.
 
This gives two possibilities:
 
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase
until all Hell breaks loose.
 
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell,then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes
over.
 
So which is it?
 
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman
year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,'
and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then
number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic
and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that
since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any
more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby
proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last
night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'
 
 
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+
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« Reply #843 on: Mon 03.05.2010 06:54:08 »

lol, I think I read that first time about ten years ago.  xxxlaugh.gif

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« Reply #845 on: Tue 04.05.2010 13:39:20 »

Epic Win!


Let them say I walked with giants. Men rise and fall like the winter wheat, but these names never die. Let them say I lived in the time of Narcisuss, sculptor of physiques. Let them say I lived in the time of Zyzz.
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« Reply #846 on: Thu 06.05.2010 20:04:58 »


Let them say I walked with giants. Men rise and fall like the winter wheat, but these names never die. Let them say I lived in the time of Narcisuss, sculptor of physiques. Let them say I lived in the time of Zyzz.
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« Reply #848 on: Sat 08.05.2010 18:14:35 »

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lol it's taken from an horrible french group son ^^ Pow wow horrible... lol

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« Reply #849 on: Sat 08.05.2010 18:15:54 »

Video in french but i think you will understand it lol Wink


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« Reply #850 on: Sat 08.05.2010 18:17:44 »


 xxxlaugh.gif xxxlaugh.gif


I prefer JESUS II ^^ (sorry video in french)

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« Reply #851 on: Sat 08.05.2010 19:06:53 »

Video in french but i think you will understand it lol Wink


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« Reply #853 on: Thu 13.05.2010 17:41:59 »

The guy who played chewbacka crying in TV-show


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« Reply #854 on: Thu 13.05.2010 19:57:17 »



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Let them say I walked with giants. Men rise and fall like the winter wheat, but these names never die. Let them say I lived in the time of Narcisuss, sculptor of physiques. Let them say I lived in the time of Zyzz.
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« Reply #855 on: Fri 14.05.2010 00:38:56 »

Too long time there were no jokes from sova. Here one comes!

Ahahhaha  xxxlaugh.gif xxxlaugh.gif




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« Reply #856 on: Fri 14.05.2010 00:45:51 »

Ahahah fat guy is stuck in skate bowl xD

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« Reply #857 on: Fri 14.05.2010 13:42:01 »

Who wants to be a FAIL compilation

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« Reply #858 on: Fri 14.05.2010 21:24:11 »



AHahahwuwa  xxxlaugh.gif

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« Reply #859 on: Sat 15.05.2010 11:22:37 »

LOL  just found this and thought this was the right thread, mofg..

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